So this is a great term, it should definitely be included in the Primary School Problems fb page.
Sticker Paralysis
What happens when you have a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never using it. Sometimes when you do use if you have affixation remorse afterward.
I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this vintage Apple sticker. I can’t decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
Pretentious example owner.
That is all.
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends 