So this is a great term, it should definitely be included in the Primary School Problems fb page.
What happens when you have a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never using it. Sometimes when you do use if you have affixation remorse afterward.
I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this vintage Apple sticker. I can’t decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
Pretentious example owner.
That is all.